Scrutiny

While exploring the emotions that come with blogging, one comes to terms that the process includes brutal honesty, for better or worse. This revelation has brought me to the referenced subject of this blog; thus , the following 20 thought provoking questions:

What are you most proud of?

FUN: My ability to get thru a day without going to jail or committing a murder

FACT: My daughters, Morgan and Jordan.

What are you most grateful for?

FUN: Poo potpouri

FACT: God, Blessings, Family, Health and Friends.

What would you tell your future self?

FUN: Don’t eat Mexican food when Ragweed is in bloom before rush hour traffic. Nothing any worse than feeling diarrhea approaching when you are having a sneezing fit in standstill traffic.

FACT: I would tell myself in my next life to try and temper the number of times I open the gates of hell and escort people thru with a smile

What is your biggest regret?

FUN: The time I clogged a friend’s toilet during a dinner gathering

FACT: I actually have two regrets – (1) that I never took my neighbor up on her invitation to go Fox Hunting with her at their family Homestead in Ireland (2) I did not buy the Buggy Horse

What are 8 things that make you happy?

FUN: Go into your favorite thrift store without a buggy and you are apt to find 8 items in the first booth you cannot live without

FACT: Family, Friends, Animals, Nature, Flowers, Art, Antiques, Riding

What would outline a prefect day for you?

FUN: To run out of shampoo and conditioner at the same time

FACT: (1) Sleep until 6AM (2) Gardening (3) Spend time with Pets (4) Casual lunch with family/friends (only if it does not involve formal dress and makeup) (5) Stop by flea market on way home (6) spend the rest of the afternoon riding (7) Take-out and movie marathon / blogging

What are your strengths?

FUN: Seizing the wrong day

FACT: Independent, free-spirited, creative, passionate, loyal, honest, satirical, adventurous

What are your weaknesses?

FUN: I am entirely too sarcastic for a sane person.

FACT: Short-tempered, frivolous, easily bored, impatient, combustible, headstrong

What are you most afraid of?

FUN: The welfare of general population if I should I skip my meds

FACT: Losing a parent or child

Where do you want to be in 5 years?

FUN: Cash in the paid invoices for caring and retire with your traveling gypsy caravan

FACT: Be thankful you still have a job that will pay expenses for a camping adventure in your back yard

What do you need more of in your life?

FUN: If you are thinking what I am thinking, you need professional help

FACT: Time, Money, Energy & Stamina

What do you need less of in your life?

FUN: Debt Collectors

FACT: Bills

What are you feeling right now?

FUN: It is a beautiful day…I think I will skip my meds and stir some shit up.

FACT: I would like to be a young adult again and travel a different road for a change of scenery…I have some new ideas

What do you love most about yourself ?

FUN: I do not need anyone to be happy

FACT: The ability to give different parts of myself to different people so nobody really knows me enough to share the same view.

What drains your energy?

FUN: Insufficient Funds

FACT: Negativity

Who or what inspires you the most?

FUN: My girls laugh because I am crazy as shit…BUT…I laugh because it is hereditary

FACT: Thinking outside of the box for a new creation

What are you most thankful for?

FUN: When I can answer Dora without feeling she is waiting on me to answer

FACT: When I take my own vehicle to gatherings so that I can make an early escape

What do you feel most strongly about?

FUN: Feeling out of order, with no available refund, and I am happy and I know it

FACT: Humanity

How or what do you do to take care of yourself?

FUN: Eat until I am sleepy and sleep until I am hungry

FACT: I do not compete with those that can wash laundry, dry laundry, fold laundry and put away laundry all in the same day

What is your biggest pet peeve?

FUN: While I am an Aries lamb on most days, do not underestimate my ability to turn into a ram in a seconds notice.

FACT: Wearing socks and stepping in something wet

What is the most valuable thing you have learned in life?

FUN: They have mop onsies now that you can put on your tiny crawling human for a clean floor at the end of the day

FACT: If one door closes and another one opens…run…you are being stalked by a ghost or angry ancestor